Keep Fucking Chewing — Abearicans Last Bite Tee
Keep Fucking Chewing — Abearicans Last Bite Tee
KEEP FUCKING CHEWING.
When dinner is your last meal, table manners become a survival strategy. The Last Bite prisoner works on an impossibly long noodle while his guard checks the time. Original Abearicans artwork with blunt three-word advice.
Illustrated front, plain back. Fictional adult cartoon humor with explicit language. Inspired by Last Bite; this spaghetti gag is new merchandise artwork. Small restored Abearicans star signature below the scene.
Black Gildan 5000 unisex heavy cotton tee. Classic fit, crew neck, 100% cotton, medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²), and tear-away label. Printed to order. For adults. Cream is a printed color.
Care: machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F); non-chlorine bleach as needed; tumble dry low; do not iron or dry-clean. Check the size table before ordering.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean